Monday, February 26, 2007

Cheese for the Ease?! Please!

OR...another great advice on how to NOT wake up the next day with those infamous hangovers:

DON'T DRINK TOO DAMN MUCH!!

Is it just me, or does that not sound like the best advice EVER!?

MzI, when will you ever learn!?
This right here..this is called tough love:)


/mzS

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Cheese for the Ease

I've found the best recipe for how to avoid the punishment you get for having drinking way too much the night before! Two slices of cheese just when you get home from the pub, it helps too minimize the damage the following day.. Try it!

Oohh, and I don't talk about no mozzarella or typical American cheddare cheese, it has to be the european cheeses, the light yellow ones.. like Herrgard, Gouda or Edamer...

Give it a try (however, I can't say it takes away the vomit-attacks or the fierceful headache that won't let you have no timeout, but I has a special effect.. you won't feel so useless and you can actually make it to the kitchen and grab yourself a cup of tea).


MzI

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Oscar

The Oscars! Can you feel the tension, the excitment in the air?! Aren't you just anxious to see who will be wearing whom or what?! Who will cry like a little baby during their speech?!
Who will win this year?

Here's how it's all gonna go down, I'm known for my oracle powers!
And the Oscar goes to:

Best Director
Martin Scorcese! Can you believe this man never won an Oscar!? I don't believe the "people" would want to dissapoint Leo Dicaprio!

Best Picture
Tough one, but my money is on Letters from Iwo Jima mainly because it's Clint!

Best Actor
Forest Whitaker, because he deserves it!

Best Actress
Hmm, it's between Helen Mirren and Penelope Cruz so I'm going with miss Cruz!

Best Supporting Actor
Djimon Hounsou because he is good and Hollywood is so predictable!

Best Supporting Actress
Abigail Breslin, well it would be fun to see this little girl take home the Oscar. I hope she does coz then I'll finally have the guts to pursue my lifelong dream: acting!

Best Original Screenplay
Michael Arndt - Little Miss Sunshine

Best Animated Feature
Happy Feet


There you have it, let the party begin.




mzS

Monday, February 19, 2007

Be careful what you wish for

I'm a girl, and like many girls I like to keep in touch and read about the latest trends out there in the world of fashion. I like designer clothes, jewelry and oh the shoes!? wow, don't even get me started on shoes OR bags! I love love love bags, one thing you can never get enough or have too much of!
Ok, I'm starting to lose focus, somehow all this was going to lead me in the direction of celebrities. That's what I wanted to focus on today's blog. Fashion and celebrities go hand in hand, because celebrities can afford to wear really expensive (but oh so gorgious) clothes (so why do they get freebies?!) and because their every move is being documented (paparazi) and we buy these shitty magazines to see what J.Lo or Victoria Beckham is wearing (because they're "trendsetters" and "fashion icons").
Speaking of Mrs Beckham (notice the smooth transition), I've never really been a fan of her and David's (he's soo overestimated as a football player, or soccer as the americans say). I believe they're overexposed, and to some extend brought that on themselves, but for some reason they make tabloids no matter what they do, or do not do! They're huge and now they're huge in the land of the free, USA! They're used to it I think (well they should be by now anyway), and I don't feel sorry for them...but what I saw today really broke my heart. I saw this today and I felt it. I felt probably what Victoria felt at that time (I know, she felt it times 100), but I was saddened and angry at the same time. Why couldn't they just take a few pictures and then leave them alone? They're kids, he got scared and they don't deserve that. It was frickin Disneyland, they should've been all smiley and having fun, and not be scared off by a dozen of greedy men with big lenses! Can you imagine what this could do to a kid?!
So Mrs Beckham, I admire you at times (like these) and the fact that you probably have to go through this every day must be horrible. I don't care how many millions and billions of dollars you have, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes cause if I were, I'd probably do what Britney did and go nuts.



mzS

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Sexy seeks Stupid


Like my dear friend, I am not a fan of ugghs, but I have discovered to dislike, no, despise, the new idea that women's dresses this spring are going to be as short as possible.

It's like begging for being grabbed on, and touched on by men.. these disgusting (when drinking) men...


I don't get it, is it a dress or a longer shirt? If I were to bend over in of these dresses the whole world would see my giant ass! Poor you people out there. Now, is that attractive? Really?? Spare your eyes for the love of God!


Welcome to Spring of 2007.


MzI

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Ugghh



I'll make this short and sweet: I just cannot for the life of me understand why some people still wear these horrible "things".

The name says it all, Uggs?! Probably stands for Ugggggleeeyyy (or it should anyway).

I'm done, feels so much better to have some things off your chest.

mzS