Please your Woman

All men want to know, and I feel that I am obligated to share this with them. You are now about to see how you can avoid being the loser who made a fool of himself last night. Remember that women tell their female friends everything. I am not kidding. When it comes to sex they don't leave out a single thing. Size, form, flexibility, positions, smells and so on and so forth. Do you now understand that you need to read this if you want to avoid being that guy who did all the mistakes one can possibly make in bed.. Read carefully and take notes:
Have you ever seen the episode on Friends where Monica shares the 7 zones with Chandler? If they could have made a documentary of that instead of humorizing it, women would have less to complain about over their afternoon dates with their girlfriends. I am not going to talk about the zones, not today. The facts that will follow are going to be an introduction..

First of all, a woman hate it when the guy starts playing with her hair. Has it ever occurred to you why women are so stiff all the time? If you spend more than an hour styling your hair every morning you most likely don't want someone touching it. So, the-playing-with-the-hair-part does not turn women on.

Secondly, women don't like to be "leaded" down there... If you want a woman to give you a blow job, just ask her. Do not, I repeat, do not shove her head down to your dick. It's not only humiliating but it's also a turn off!

Rule number three; women and men don't always like the same things. In this case, most women dislike it when a man starts kissing her behind. Yes, you heard me, some men like kissing a woman's butt. Now, this is not unbearable, but it's more often unpleasant. Men should please women, not make them feel uncomfortable.

Fourth and not last: Some women don't like kissing in the morning. Why? Well, have you ever heard about morning-breath? And if the man or the woman has forgot to brush his/her teeth the night before... Oh my god. Need I say more?

The fifth no no may be an obvious one. Women want to feel that they are equal in bed. Never force them or convince them if they hesitate. Women want to be worshipped, treat her like a princess.

To be continued...

mz.I